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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →

Zelda Reorchestrated (16) Kings of Leon (12) Death Cab for Cutie (7) Pinback (3) The Decemberists (3) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-20) →

Bright Eyes (17) The Killers (13) Kings of Leon (10) Jonathan Coulton (8) Lovedrug (7) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

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NOOOOOOOOO

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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-13) →

Azure Ray (11) The Decemberists (9) Bright Eyes (8) Everclear (6) The Cardigans (6) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

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Biggest Fish in the Sea

snark: okay, so there are these two prawns swimming in the ocean
snark: one named Justin, and one named Christian. And they are constantly terrorised by sharks
snark: so one day, they're swimming around, and Justin turns to Christian and says
snark: "I'm so sick of being terrorised by sharks. They seem to have it so easy. I wish I was a shark."
snark: and right then, a magical cod appears and says "Your wish is granted! You are now a shark!"
snark: Lo and behold, Justin is transformed into a shark. Of course, Christian is terrified, and swims away as fast as he can.
snark: So Justin enjoys himself for a while, being the biggest fish in the sea and whatnot
snark: but eventually he grows lonely. All his old friends are scared of him
snark: So one day, he sees the cod again! He can't believe his luck. He goes up to the cod, and he says "Please, can you turn me back into a prawn? I'm so lonely..."
snark: and, Lo and behold! The cod turns him back into a prawn!
snark: Delighted, he calls a big party and has cocktails with all his shrimp friends. But he notices something at the party.
snark: His friend Christian is missing. "Where's Christian?" he asks.
Nikc: Prawns eating shrimp cocktails?
snark: yes, it is an abomination
snark: and they say "He thinks this is all a trick, he's locked up at home.
snark: So Justin goes and knocks on Christian's door, and says "Please, come out and talk, I've changed back!"
snark: and Christian yells out "No! You're a shark! I won't fall for this!"
snark: "No! That was the old me! I've changed! I found cod, I'm a prawn again, Christian!"